roryharman:

In the office, yesterday.

V: The first couple of times I smoked hookah, I didn’t really realize there was tobacco in it.

Me: Wait… Like you didn’t know that hookah was tobacco? I thought that was like the point.

V: No, I mean, I knew in the back of my head, but I didn’t really think about it until afterwards.

Me: Yeah. I know how that goes. First couple times I smoked meth, I wasn’t really thinking about it. I was just like.. Shit, I’ll smoke whatever the fuck you hand me.

(pause)

V: Wait… Are you being serious?

Me: … No.

V: GODDAMNIT.