jonabar:

i’d kill for a bong and some s’mores with this bonfire. Lol

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WHY IS MY VAGINA SO ITCHY!

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We’re engaged!

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Sorry about that guys, my account got hacked

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Birdemic: Shock and Terror is $7.99 on Blu-ray this week at Best Buy

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suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

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Today I finally caved and got Netflix. Are you happy now?

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Donald Trump is an embarrassment to the republican ticket

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last night i had a dream that I was in Austin with Danny Devito and for some reason my ex girlfriend was there, i yelled at her for accidentally breaking some piece of camera equipment of mine. Living through your dreams is lots of work.

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I just saw a metro bus run a red light 

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Diggin this weather! 

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Link

Christwire.org 

Princess Peach’s Pool Party – The First Nintendo Wii 2 Video Game Uncovered 

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Going outside, wearing a sweater, being happy.

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Going outside, wearing a sweater, being happy.

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Just finished Zoot Suit. I think that Edward James Olmos is going to star in every single one of my nightmares for the next month.

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I don’t know about you, but I’m thinkin dessert.

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having a hard time studying due to the abnormally large biceps on the young man sitting across from me.

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My favorite movie is books

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Just read at an open mic. It went ok

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……………………………………………………

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Watch the news right now

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Ghosts appear and fade away

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Ding dong the witch is dead

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10 years later…

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The hunt is finally over…

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The big question is, is this going to change anything

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“Our nation, this generation, will lift the dark threat of violence from our people and our future. We will rally the world to this cause by our efforts, by our courage. We will not tire, we will not falter and we will not fail.” - GWB 09/20/01

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Getting everything else done but studying

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Buy your newspapers tomorrow

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Link:

Abcnews.org

Osama bin Laden killed

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MURICAAA

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Osama bin ladin is dead! Great news! To celebrate, all orders for the next week come with a free sketch of dead OBL!!!

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I wonder what Bush is doing right now to celebrate

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The Donald is demanding to see Osama bin Laden’s long form death certificate.

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Osama’s been dead a week…..and we are now hearing about thi

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Is george bush were still in office he would have been running out of those doors promptly at 10:30 est in his underwear and a cape with mission accomplished written on it

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Deaths:
April 30, 1945 - Hitler
May 1, 2011 - Bin Laden
May 2, 1998 - Voldemort

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Link:

Christwire.org

Obama kills Osama: Takes credit for late term abortion

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Hmm.

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Getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow

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